This “critic” claims to be broad minded but he’s all for banning a film which he hasen’t even seen based on his disgust at the thought of it.
Broad minded? Bollox!
From the Daily Mail:
What DOES it take for a film to get banned these days?
By Christopher Hart
20th July 2009
As censors approve a movie that plumbs grotesque new depths of sexual explicitness and violence, one critic (who prides himself on being broad-minded) despairs…

Grotesque: Lars von Trier’s Antichrist has been given an 18 certificate by the British Board of Film Classification
A film which plumbs new depths of sexual explicitness, excruciating violence and degradation has just been passed as fit for general consumption by the British Board of Film Classification.
They have given the film an 18 certificate. As we all know, this is meaningless nowadays in the age of the DVD because sooner or later, thanks to the gross irresponsibility of some parents, any film that is given general release will be seen by children.
You do not need to see Lars von Trier’s Antichrist (which is released later this week) to know how revolting it is.
I haven’t seen it myself, nor shall I – and I speak as a broad-minded arts critic, strongly libertarian in tendency. But merely reading about Antichrist is stomach-turning, and enough to form a judgment.
As Ernest Hemingway said of obscenity in a justifiably disgusting image, you don’t need to eat a whole bowl of scabs to know they’re scabs.
Here is the ‘plot’ of Antichrist, with apologies in advance. But since this is coming to a cinema near you soon – and then a DVD, a website and a late-night TV channel – you might want know about it.
A couple are having sex. Graphically close-up. While they are doing so, their toddler falls to his death from a balcony.
The husband and wife go to stay in a log cabin to recover from their grief. There, horrors the likes of which I have never witnessed unfold in graphic detail. Eventually, the husband strangles her and escapes through the woods, where he is surrounded by hundreds of children with blurred faces. The end.
Now the anonymous moral guardians of the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), in their infinite wisdom, have passed this foul film for general consumption.
Another bizarre but typical judgment from this panel of experts whose names we don’t even know (and so we don’t even know if they are parents). We do know that its president, Sir Quentin Thomas, gets £28,000 for 25 days’ work a year. Nice job if you can get it.
In a jaded and degraded culture, Antichrist is presumably intended to shock. In fact, it doesn’t shock, it merely nauseates.

Amoral: The film has been described as completely devoid of any sense of justice or retribution
It doesn’t shock or surprise me in the slightest that Europe now produces such pieces of sick, pretentious trash, fully confirming our jihadist enemies’ view of us as a society in the last stages of corruption and decay.
It doesn’t surprise me that Antichrist was heavily subsidised by the Danish Film Institute to the tune of 1.5 million euros.
I tried to find out more from the Institute, but to my small surprise they disdained to reply. But you can be sure that they in turn are funded by the EU and so by my taxes – and yours.
How do you feel about that? If not shocked, then weary, furious, disgusted? Well you can complain all you like, but no one is listening. Our arts mandarins, along with the rest of our lofty liberal elite, don’t work like that.
Their job is to take our money and spend it on such fashionable torture porn – sorry, art - not ask us our opinion.

Excruciating violence: The sexually explicit Antichrist, which stars Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg, was heavily subsidised by the Danish Film Institute
Since sex and violence are both intrinsic parts of human experience, art and literature will necessarily contain both. There are few more horrific moments on the English stage than in King Lear, when the Duke of Cornwall gouges out the aged Gloucester’s eyes.
I must have seen the scene 20 times and it never fails to appal. But although superficially similar to the atrocities of Lars von Trier’s Antichrist, it differs in every significant respect.
Shakespeare is dramatising the tragic universe we inhabit, human evil at its worst, and the hidden moral process by which Cornwall will eventually be punished for his cruelty.
The world of Antichrist, by contrast, is blatantly amoral, without any sense of justice or retribution whatever. Its mingling of sex and violence, the cheapest and nastiest trick in the book, is usually one which the BBFC pounces on in a straight horror film. But here they are blinded by their own cultural snobbery, swallowing the lie that Antichrist is Art.

Danish director Lars Von Trier in Cannes
Von Trier, the film’s writer and director, naturally scorns as a philistine rabble those who don’t appreciate his rare genius.
‘I don’t think about the audience when I make a film. I don’t care. I make films for myself.’
A pity he doesn’t fund those films for himself too, then. But he cannot be blamed for his atrocities, he explains. ‘It’s the hand of God, I’m afraid. And I am the best film director in the world. I’m not sure God is the best god in the world.’
Willem Dafoe, meanwhile, who plays the father, is evidently proud of his work in Antichrist too. He believes that all that child death and sexual violence is ‘poetry’, that the film is ‘true and fresh and living’, and dismisses any objections as ‘very conservative.’
In quintessential luvviepseak, he explains: ‘Your responsibility is to the integrity of what you do to yourself.’
Now bearing the stamp of BBFC approval, Antichrist is to be released uncut into our cultural bloodstream. In artistic terms, it is the equivalent of food poisoning.
How odd that while government-appointed health czars are so obsessed with anything that might harm the nation’s physical wellbeing – hanging flower baskets, conkers, too much sunshine, not enough sunshine – any concern with the nation’s moral or spiritual well-being has completely vanished.
Meanwhile, there’s Bruno, another film out at the moment. Sacha Baron-Cohen’s latest film about a gay Austrian fashion TV presenter is outrageously smutty – including close-ups of genitals and pictures of babies in the bath with a group of gay men – and well deserves its 18 certificate.
So when the film-makers wanted to release a milder 15 version of the film, presumably the BBFC required them to produce a whole new edit?
No. Instead, BBFC merely suggested that they remove one minute 50 seconds. What a joke!
Now, Bruno contains some hysterically funny scenes, especially those where real danger is involved. It offends nearly everybody – gays, straight, Hasidic Jews, Arabs, African Americans, Christians – and you still come out of the cinema with a smile on your face, albeit slightly worried about the way Baron-Cohen’s mind works sometimes.
He isn’t a satirist, not even close: he’s just an updated version of a bawdy, music-hall drag act, rude, crude, and utterly harmless.
But as for Antichrist, its approval by the BBFC raises the question: what on earth does it take for a film to be banned nowadays? If the visceral sadism of Von Trier’s film passes muster, surely anything will?

Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg in one of the film’s many sex scenes
Censorship today seems to have been reduced to the feeble principle that if it doesn’t harm children, then it should be allowed.
As soon as it’s released on DVD, Antichrist will harm children anyway, deeply and irrevocably. But when did this principle of protecting only children arise anyway? What about harming adults?
If I were to see Antichrist, I don’t believe for a moment that it would incite me into copycat violent behaviour or make me a danger to others. But it would poison my mind and imagination, with explicit, ferocious scenes of sexual violence that would stay with me for ever.
Isn’t that good enough reason to ban it, or at least demand extensive cuts? But have we – that is to say, the hesitant, fumbling, comfortably cushioned, value-free Leftish elite who now govern us – got the guts? I doubt it.
“I haven’t seen it myself, nor shall I”
Yet you condem it and say it should be banned when you haven’t even seen it and have no intention of seeing it.
“You do not need to see Lars von Trier’s Antichrist (which is released later this week) to know how revolting it is. “
No because we have twerps like this guy and the Daily Mail to tell us how revolting and “morally corrupting it is” and to get the self appointed moral guardians amongst us to crusade for it to be banned.
“You do not need to see Lars von Trier’s Antichrist (which is released later this week) to know how revolting it is. “
Nah you can just read the Daily Mail and their biased BBFC bashing agendas and form your opinions of the film based souly on their reactionary bullshit.
Oh yes you don’t need to see Antichrist to judge for yourself.
“I tried to find out more from the Institute, but to my small surprise they disdained to reply. But you can be sure that they in turn are funded by the EU and so by my taxes – and yours.
How do you feel about that? If not shocked, then weary, furious, disgusted? Well you can complain all you like, but no one is listening. Our arts mandarins, along with the rest of our lofty liberal elite, don’t work like that. ”
Oh surprise fucking surprise! It’s not just the shockingly disgusting violence of this film that this “critic” (a critic who passes judgement on a film he hasen’t even seen is no kind of critic at all) objects to it’s the fact that it was funded by the EU and “our taxes”.
Oh yes as we al know those lefty liberals of the EU are funding all sorts of corrupting filth.
Homosexual porn and baby eating peados are all funded by the EU! Oh and don’t forget that those wet human right terrorist peado loving namby pambies are funded by the EU as well! Yeah!
This isn’t just about this crticic’s objection to this film. It’s about his own hatred of “lefty liberals” and people who don’t share his narrow minded views of the world or the belief that adults should be free to view films that some people might find offensive.
“In artistic terms, it is the equivalent of food poisoning. “
We can’t think of any response to that except….NURSE THE STRAIGHTJACKET WE’VE GOT A LIVE ON HERE!
Lol!
“How odd that while government-appointed health czars are so obsessed with anything that might harm the nation’s physical wellbeing – hanging flower baskets, conkers, too much sunshine, not enough sunshine – any concern with the nation’s moral or spiritual well-being has completely vanished. ”
Oh yeah those health and safety zealots. Yeah they will ban hanging flower baskets and conkers but they won’t ban vile morally corrupting filth like Antichrist.
Of course whenever the health and safety zealots do ban things the Daily Mail scream blue murder about the “nanny state”. But they are quite happy for the “nanny state” to ban films that they find disgusting.
“If I were to see Antichrist, I don’t believe for a moment that it would incite me into copycat violent behaviour or make me a danger to others. But it would poison my mind and imagination, with explicit, ferocious scenes of sexual violence that would stay with me for ever.
Isn’t that good enough reason to ban it, or at least demand extensive cuts?”
So it should be banned because of what it WOULD do to your mind? And the minds of others?
But you arn’t even going to bother seeing it so why should it be banned just to protect your mind?
The justification this “critic” makes for advocating this films banning is because of what it MIGHT do to people’s minds. People need to be stopped from seeing “filth” like this for their “own good”. And this “critic” who hasen’t seen this film and has no intention of seeing it has appointed himself the guardian of what people should and should not be allowed to see.
Unbelievable!
“But have we – that is to say, the hesitant, fumbling, comfortably cushioned, value-free Leftish elite who now govern us – got the guts? I doubt it. “
And this sums up what this is all about. Just another chance to attack the “Leftish elite” who apparently think “anything goes” and wish to see our society and “our” children exposed to violent “corrupting filth”.
This “critic” prides himself on being liberal minded. But he panders to the very worst sensationalist reactionary right-wing bollox of the Daily Mail.
He condems a film and calls for it to be banned even though he hasen’t seen it!
He is no kind of critic and certainly not liberal minded. He’s just one big joke!